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Second Round Reflections – 2010

2010 May 11

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Andrew Bynum, injury-prone? Kobe, third in the MVP voting… Pau Gasol loves sushi. An unloaded AK-47 to start the series. Look-a-likes: Fesenko & Sulley from Monsters, Inc. Kobe acting tough after the White photo shoot. The return of the Killer Crossover. D-Will does. I wonder if someone will choke Wesley Matthews like Xavier McDaniels did to his daddy. Kobe shooshing through traffic like a Swiffer. Lamar Odashian, now that’s clever. Jerry Sloan still looks like one tough dude. More Laker Girls.

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The Los Angeles Lakers were absolutely lovely in sweeping the Utah Jazz 4-0. All rights reserved. Copyrights may apply.

Jack sticking it to the Man. Chris Bosh sitting courtside…hmmm. A block party at Staples. Ha-ha, the Cavs lost at home. Will Ron-Ron ever score from outside again? Phil Jackson, 90% sure. Jeanie, 10% unsure. Is The Machine still under warranty? Josh Powell, the 1-minute man. Kobe – All Defense First Team. Kobe’s Hakeem-pivot move out of the trap for the easy 5-ft scoop. Playing “Higher Ground” by the Chili Peppers during a time-out, then cutting to Flea and Anthony Kiedis sitting in the crowd.

Utah in a sea of white, as in Kobe white. Andrei Kirilenko, locked and loaded. Artest gets a late-night Twitter itch. Utah fans are still upset that Derek Fisher left town, I mean really, really upset. Kobe carrying the load early. Where’d our bigs go? LO for the lead, swish. The Mamba just struck from the top of the key. D-Fish with the dagger. What!?! No foul on the tackle? Wesley Matthews with the uncontested tip-in just like Courtney Lee last season, and he misses too. Fesenko finally outplays Bynum, 2-0. The Phoenix Suns waiting on us…?

Pau putting on a clinic in the post. Shannon with the exclamation point throw-down. Fisher Lied t-shirts. Reggie Miller calling the Utah fans “ignorant.” Fish with the long, F-you 3-bomb. Sorry Utah, All Hope Is Lost. Boozer’s last game as a Jazz 10-points, 4 turnovers, 6 fouls. Kyle Korver’s a free agent…hmmm. Paul Milsap, Andrew Bynum, Gary Coleman. Utah, #1 in online porn purchases, go figure.

David Beckham. David Geffen. Kelly Cuoco. George Lopez. Paul Wesley. Christopher Waltz. Jelly-Bean and Mama-Bean. Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Lu Parker and the Mayor. Andy Garcia. The Governatress. Michael Bay. Ashton Kutcher, oops sorry, that was Kyle Korver.

8 Responses
  1. drDunknstein permalink
    May 14, 2010

    The only White outfits that Kobe needs to be photographed in are his Sunday Whites.

  2. BigGameJames permalink
    May 13, 2010

    I loved it when Jack Nicholson was screaming at the refs to “open their f___’n eyes!”

  3. STEVE-O permalink*
    May 12, 2010

    As Jerry Sloan congratulated Kobe Bryant, he was overheard saying, “Go win it all now.”

  4. Mike_R permalink
    May 12, 2010

    It was somewhat eerie to see Sloan with a smile on his face congratulating Phil at the end of the game. I guess he’s finally softening in his old age.

  5. Dy-Nasty permalink
    May 12, 2010

    I didn’t think I could hate Utah any more, but those two stupid chicks with the “Fisher Lied” t-shirts pushed me over the edge. I’m glad Reggie Miller called them out for the rest of America to see their ignorance.

  6. STEVE-O permalink*
    May 12, 2010

    I like it when Kobe shows his piranha teeth.
    D-Will calling out the Chuckster.
    TNT broadcasting live from Staples in the WCF.
    The ultimate insult… getting swept by the Lakers, then getting your ride smashed by their bus.

  7. Lake_Show permalink
    May 12, 2010

    I hope Artest’s shooting touch becomes more consistent than in just one game each series. Korver would be a great pick-up off the bench. Hear that Mitch? It’s time to revamp the Bench Mob.

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